Slow Learners

5.8

High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.

Discover

Adam Pally

Jeff Lowry

Sarah Burns

Anne Martin

Kate Flannery

Principal Miller

Marceline Hugot

Joyce Lowry

Kevin Dunn

Darren Lowry

Bobby Spears Jr.

Fellini Café Waiter

Peter Grosz

Dr. Mark Sonderskov

Montana Marks

Sexy Dressed Student

Amy Londyn

Female Student

Francis Toner

Partying Teacher

Natalie Anne Pagano

Keg Standing School Nurse

Rebecca Anne Viscuse

Body Shot Girl

Chris Anthony

Good Looking Guy

Julie Mun

Carol

Sarah Van Auken

Ambivalent Girl

Cecily Strong

Amber the Ex

Schoolly D

Rapper

Angela Shelton

Michelle

Molly Pace

Elayna

John Jensen

Johnny

Daniel Reguera

Darts Opponent

Amanda Kay Livezey

Bar Waitress

David Prado

Bartender

Suzy Kaye

Carmen

Michelle Mercier

Fun Girl on Bar

Sean LeeRoy

Good Looking Meathead

Chase Bowman

Guy at Door #1

David Beaver

Guy at Door #2

Matthew Andrews

Guy at Door #3

Hollie Schwarz

Brunch Waitress

Greg Wood

Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)

Thomas Leonard

Bar Drunk

Rachel Johnston

Model Date

Patti Davidson-Gorbea

Phone Message Stacy

Carlos Delgado

Furniture Repo Guy #1

Lou Rosmini

Furniture Repo Guy #2

Charlie McDermott

Student in Guidance Office

Gary Ayash

Teacher in Car

George Williams

Party Guy 1 (uncredited)

Art

Michael Crenshaw

Production Design

Mark Sonderskov

Art Direction

John Maresca

Assistant Art Director

George Sloan

Construction Coordinator

Andrew Burgh

Assistant Property Master

Doug Sakmann

Property Master

Andrew Burgh

Set Dresser

Trevor Jenkins

Property Master

Trevor Jenkins

Set Dresser

Doug Sakmann

Set Dresser

Camera

Chase Bowman

Director of Photography

Jacob Overholt

Best Boy Grip

Joseph Hennigan

First Assistant Camera

Todd Rawiszer

Second Assistant Camera

Casey David Johnson

Second Assistant Camera

Aaron Hollander

Best Boy Grip

Andy Hensler

Second Assistant Camera

Ahing Huang

First Assistant Camera

Britt Mock

Best Boy Grip

Costume & Make-Up

Rita Squitiere

Costume Designer

Tara Matlock

Hairstylist

April Chatman-Royce

Key Makeup Artist

Teresa Castagna

Hairstylist

Shannon McKernan

Wardrobe Assistant

Kelly Joell

Makeup Artist

Ali Petre

Costumer

Tammie Castagna

Key Hair Stylist

Alexa Rae O'Neill

Set Costumer

Crew

Josh Arnolde

Stand In

Doug Cashell

Stand In

Eric Houser

Stand In

John Thomas

Stand In

Directing

Don Argott

Director

Ashley McGarry

Second Assistant Director

Lauren K. McGarry

First Assistant Director

David Beaver

Script Supervisor

Editing

Lighting

Warren Renneisen

Best Boy Electric

Cory Lonas

Gaffer

Kelly Croke

Best Boy Electric

Daniel Pennington

Best Boy Electric

Production

Tommy Joyner

Producer

Kathleen E. Kearney

Associate Producer

Brian O'Connor

Producer

Allison Jones

Associate Producer

Jamie Lokoff

Producer

Tammy Tiehel

Producer

Peter Kousakis

Casting Assistant

Jason Loftus

Casting

Diane Heery

Casting

Rob Holt

ADR Voice Casting

Julianna Cossman

Extras Casting Coordinator

Ben Harris

Casting Associate

Jenny Grace

Casting Assistant

Sound

Susan Jacobs

Music Consultant

Jackie Mulhearn

Music Supervisor

Dov Rosenblatt

Original Music Composer

Talia Osteen

Original Music Composer

Wil Masisak

Sound Mixer

Mark Schultz

Audio Post Coordinator

Cody Cichowski

Sound Editor

Joel Metzler

Foley Artist

Cody Cichowski

Sound Mixer

Writing

Heather Maidat

Screenplay

Art

Michael Crenshaw

Production Design

Mark Sonderskov

Art Direction

John Maresca

Assistant Art Director

George Sloan

Construction Coordinator

Andrew Burgh

Assistant Property Master

Doug Sakmann

Property Master

Andrew Burgh

Set Dresser

Trevor Jenkins

Property Master

Trevor Jenkins

Set Dresser

Doug Sakmann

Set Dresser

Camera

Chase Bowman

Director of Photography

Jacob Overholt

Best Boy Grip

Joseph Hennigan

First Assistant Camera

Todd Rawiszer

Second Assistant Camera

Casey David Johnson

Second Assistant Camera

Aaron Hollander

Best Boy Grip

Andy Hensler

Second Assistant Camera

Ahing Huang

First Assistant Camera

Britt Mock

Best Boy Grip

Costume & Make-Up

Rita Squitiere

Costume Designer

Tara Matlock

Hairstylist

April Chatman-Royce

Key Makeup Artist

Teresa Castagna

Hairstylist

Shannon McKernan

Wardrobe Assistant

Kelly Joell

Makeup Artist

Ali Petre

Costumer

Tammie Castagna

Key Hair Stylist

Alexa Rae O'Neill

Set Costumer

Crew

Josh Arnolde

Stand In

Doug Cashell

Stand In

Eric Houser

Stand In

John Thomas

Stand In

Directing

Don Argott

Director

Ashley McGarry

Second Assistant Director

Lauren K. McGarry

First Assistant Director

David Beaver

Script Supervisor

Editing

Lighting

Warren Renneisen

Best Boy Electric

Cory Lonas

Gaffer

Kelly Croke

Best Boy Electric

Daniel Pennington

Best Boy Electric

Production

Tommy Joyner

Producer

Kathleen E. Kearney

Associate Producer

Brian O'Connor

Producer

Allison Jones

Associate Producer

Jamie Lokoff

Producer

Tammy Tiehel

Producer

Peter Kousakis

Casting Assistant

Jason Loftus

Casting

Diane Heery

Casting

Rob Holt

ADR Voice Casting

Julianna Cossman

Extras Casting Coordinator

Ben Harris

Casting Associate

Jenny Grace

Casting Assistant

Sound

Susan Jacobs

Music Consultant

Jackie Mulhearn

Music Supervisor

Dov Rosenblatt

Original Music Composer

Talia Osteen

Original Music Composer

Wil Masisak

Sound Mixer

Mark Schultz

Audio Post Coordinator

Cody Cichowski

Sound Editor

Joel Metzler

Foley Artist

Cody Cichowski

Sound Mixer

Writing

Heather Maidat

Screenplay