The Baby Juice Express

  • Genre: CrimeComedy
  • Run time: 85 min
  • Premiere: 2004. April 19.

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Discover

Nick Brimble

Krakowski

Phil Davis

Frank O'Reilly

Samantha Womack

Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

Joe Bugner

Palooka

Angela Douglas

Celestia

David Cardy

Goldberg

Ruth Jones

Gladys

Hugh Fraser

Arthur Burnett CBE

Paterson Joseph

Sean Boetang

Stephen Marcus

Lenny Von Something

Cleo Rocos

Sharon

Steve Speirs

Mystery Man

David Seaman

Huge Gangster

Terry Stone

Repro Man

Ed Deedigan

Tele Sales Presenter

Directing

Michael Hurst

Director

Writing

Nick Moran

Writer