C.O.D.

2.5
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Run time: 96 min
  • Premiere: 1981. July 3.

Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.

Discover

Chris Lemmon

Albert Zack

Nicholas Saunders

T.B. Dumore

Marilyn Joi

Debbie Winter

Carole Davis

Contessa Bazzini

Samantha Fox

Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula)

Ron Jeremy

Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt)

Dolly Dollar

Christina Werner

Corinne Wahl

Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen)

Andrew MacMillan

President Foster

Pat Finnegan

First Lady

Teresa Ganzel

Lisa Foster

John Otis

Leonard Dumore

Jennifer Richards

Lydia Wasserman

Richie Allan

Landlord (as Richie Allen)

Michelle Mais

Rita (as Michele Mais)

Michael Holms

Piano Player

Vera Lockwood

Albert's Mother

Joanne Baron

Rosalie

Olivia Pascal

Holly Fox

Bryan Englund

Cab Driver

Jack Wrangler

Leading Man

Kurt Mann

Director

Bobby Astyr

Witch Doctor (as Bobby H. Charles)

Thomas Bowman

Cheryl's Butler

David Lile

Bernie

Melinda Tanner

Bookstore Saleswoman

Robert Packer

Secret Service Man #1

Dan Lauria

Secret Service Man #2

Ski Lawrence

Secret Service Man #3

Alan Clement

Senator

Michael Masone

Disco M.C.

Richard Aurelio

Back-up Singer #1

Columbus Coleman Jr.

Back-Up Singer #2

Don R. Richardson

Back-Up Singer #3

Marc Bowen

Contessa's Butler

Louis Leccese

Executioner

Bill Nunnery

Hell's Angel

Juliet Graham

Amazon #1 (as Chris MacLeod)

Karen Bebb

Pirate Woman

Marie Scinto

Female Motorcyclist

Leigh Kavanaugh

Amazon #2

Marianne Sägebrecht

Freda (as Barbara Hermani)

Peter Steiner

German Cab Driver (as Josef Rauch)

Otto Retzer

Kidnapper #1

Chuck Vincent

Kidnapper #2

Karl Michel

Kidnapper #3

Josef Meier

Kidnapper #4

Lynette Sheldon

Receptionist

Michael Coerver

Record President

Ira Hawkins

Frank Winter

George Minkallis

Truck Driver

Jeffrey Spolan

Fashion Show M.C.

Art

Tom Randol

Assistant Set Designer

Will Scheck

Property Master

Tom Allen

Assistant Property Master

Tom Anderson

Assistant Property Master

Robert Pusilo

Production Design

Camera

David M. Dunlap

Assistant Camera

Franz Xaver Lederle

Camera Operator

Richard Eliano

Second Assistant Camera

Marco Nero

Still Photographer

Larry Revene

Director of Photography

Costume & Make-Up

Catherine Gollner

Assistant Costume Designer

Toni Trimble

Assistant Makeup Artist

Jeann Carballo

Makeup Artist

Robert Pusilo

Costume Design

James Amaral

Hairdresser

Crew

Richard Waltl

Special Effects

Jery Hewitt

Stunts

Richie Weigle

Mix Technician

Directing

Chuck Vincent

Director

Mary Kelly

Script Supervisor

Per Sjostedt

Third Assistant Director

Don Simmons

Second Assistant Director

Bill Slobodian

Assistant Director

Siegfried Krämer

Co-Director

Editing

Jay Wander

Negative Cutter

Lighting

Michael Slovis

Electrician

Production

Erwin Maecklenburg

Unit Manager

Otto Retzer

Production Manager

Mark Silverman

Production Manager

Patricia Finnegan

Production Office Coordinator

Schiela Mcglaughlin

Production Assistant

Greg Burkart

Production Assistant

Scott Eberle

Production Assistant

Paul Berner

Production Assistant

Bernie Noble

Production Assistant

Wolfgang von Schiber

Executive Producer

Richard Corso

Production Assistant

Kevin Dowd

Unit Manager

Chuck Vincent

Producer

Sound

Tomas Erhart

Sound Recordist

Dale Whitman

Sound Recordist

Ian Shaw

Music

Ron Carron

Music Arranger

Bill Heller

Music Arranger

Gretchen Whitman

Boom Operator

Writing

Chuck Vincent

Screenplay

Ian Shaw

Screenplay

Rick Marx

Screenplay

Art

Tom Randol

Assistant Set Designer

Will Scheck

Property Master

Tom Allen

Assistant Property Master

Tom Anderson

Assistant Property Master

Robert Pusilo

Production Design

Camera

David M. Dunlap

Assistant Camera

Franz Xaver Lederle

Camera Operator

Richard Eliano

Second Assistant Camera

Marco Nero

Still Photographer

Larry Revene

Director of Photography

Costume & Make-Up

Catherine Gollner

Assistant Costume Designer

Toni Trimble

Assistant Makeup Artist

Jeann Carballo

Makeup Artist

Robert Pusilo

Costume Design

James Amaral

Hairdresser

Crew

Richard Waltl

Special Effects

Jery Hewitt

Stunts

Richie Weigle

Mix Technician

Directing

Chuck Vincent

Director

Mary Kelly

Script Supervisor

Per Sjostedt

Third Assistant Director

Don Simmons

Second Assistant Director

Bill Slobodian

Assistant Director

Siegfried Krämer

Co-Director

Editing

Jay Wander

Negative Cutter

Lighting

Michael Slovis

Electrician

Production

Erwin Maecklenburg

Unit Manager

Otto Retzer

Production Manager

Mark Silverman

Production Manager

Patricia Finnegan

Production Office Coordinator

Schiela Mcglaughlin

Production Assistant

Greg Burkart

Production Assistant

Scott Eberle

Production Assistant

Paul Berner

Production Assistant

Bernie Noble

Production Assistant

Wolfgang von Schiber

Executive Producer

Richard Corso

Production Assistant

Kevin Dowd

Unit Manager

Chuck Vincent

Producer

Sound

Tomas Erhart

Sound Recordist

Dale Whitman

Sound Recordist

Ian Shaw

Music

Ron Carron

Music Arranger

Bill Heller

Music Arranger

Gretchen Whitman

Boom Operator

Writing

Chuck Vincent

Screenplay

Ian Shaw

Screenplay

Rick Marx

Screenplay